EnGl.SpRüChE

Mess with the best and die like the rest

When you going me on the Nerven i put you into the Gulli do the Deckel drauf and you never come back to the tageslicht!

Love is my name sex is a game forget the name and play the game

Hi dear, this SMS ist von mir. A happy day I wish and all the best for the Tagesrest. I deep kiss and 151 Zeichen, I think that sollte bis zum Abend reichen!

*uck is easy,*uck is funny, many people *uck for money, if you think that *uck is funny, *uck yourself and save your money. 

Aids is born aids is silly put a condom on your willy

Even if you are far away, you`re always in my heart to stay. Must think of me and I`ll be fine, maybe one day you could be mine! I love U! 

was sleeping very well in my Quitsche-Bettgestell. But in the middle of the Nacht, ist es dann zusammengekracht. 

In this moment 6,3 million people are sleeping, 18,9 million people are eating, 2,2 million people are falling in Love and only 1 asshole is reading this. 

If you want to be a Hippie, put a Flower on your Pipi.